
Above: Carlito, in obvious hair-related pain.
By
Canadian Bulldog, World Wrestling Insanity News
(Evansville,
IN) - World Wrestling Entertainment superstar Carlito will miss between six and nine months of action after injuring
his hair.
The
injury occurred at a house show here during a match with WWE Raw superstar Shelton Benjamin. Benjamin went for a routine
hair pull when Carlito collapsed on the ground. Referee Jim Korderas made the "X" symbol with his arms, and Carlito
was fitted with a hair brace before being carried off by EMT's.
"It
wasn't anyone's fault; it just happened." Benjamin told wwe.com this week. "I always try to protect my opponent the best I
can. It wasn't like I was taking liberties with his hair or anything."
Carlito
said he knew right away that the hair pull was serious, but attempted to comb through the pain and hope it went away.
"The
next morning, I could barely even mousse, so I knew something was up," the second-generation grappler said. "I called the
office and told them that I had to get this checked out ASAP."
Carlito
flew to Birmingham, Alabama, where noted physician Dr. James Andrews conducted an MRI. The doctor confirmed Carlito's
worst fears: he had suffered torn follicles, which can cause some athletes to miss up to a year of action.
"Carlito
is young and motivated," Andrews told the WWE website. "I have no doubt that, with proper rehab, he could be walking around
with healthier hair than ever in maybe half a year to nine months."
Still,
the former United States and Intercontinental champion is exploring alternate routes for treatment. The Caribbean superstar
has even consulted with the renowned Hair Club For Men clinic about an experimental new type of therapy.

"It's perfectly safe, and we've even
worked with professional wrestlers before," said Sy Sperling, who is not only the Hair Club For Men's president, he's
also a client. "We did some amazing things with The Honky Tonk Man's sideburns in 1992, and just recently, we successfully
performed goatee reattachment surgery on Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart."
Sperling
said in an exclusive interview with World Wrestling Insanity News that, if the surgery is successful, Carlito could last another
five to ten years before eventually having his hair fused.
Now
dass cool.
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